paprika:

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

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swayzepatrick:

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

Yes maaaaam

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

ac3df:


ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA

ac3df:

ericrileyy:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA

Broom broom

xiguana:

supermoclel:

strippedtease:

im in me mums car

get out me car

awww

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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